How to summer in Europe like a celebrity

August 15, 2019 0 By HearthstoneYarns

Kendall Jenner in Cannes, France. Image credit:

The A-list are living it up in the European summer without you right now. And the B-list. And some of the Cs and Ds too. In fact, anyone who’s worth their multi-million Instagram following is posting pictures of themselves having more fun than you in the sun-drenched Mediterranean. What are we going to do about it? Take notes and get ready for next year, naturally.

Kylie Jenner in Capri, Italy. Image credit:

While Aussies shiver through polar vortexes that force kangaroos to hop through snow, Kylie Jenner is wearing a bikini on a luxury yacht 15 times larger than your house and Lara Worthington is boating around Capri with Phoebe Tonkin.

Phoebe Tonkin and Lara Worthington in Capri, Italy. Image credit:

The Hadid sisters were recently in the Greek Islands enjoying Greece’s naturally stunning coastline and Miley Cyrus is in Italy wearing a combination of Versace garments worth more than your car. It’s enough to make you swear of Instagram until at least September.

Bella Hadid in the Greek Islands. Image credit:

So what are the necessary ingredients to summering in Europe like a celebrity? First, you’ll need a yacht. A big one. Not in your price range? Well, you’re going to have to figure that out. Now, only pack swimming costumes and be prepared to photograph and post a lot of pictures from the deck of your aforementioned yacht – you’ll need a full repertoire of flattering poses. Make sure at least one professional photographer is on hand at all times to capture your meticulously planned candid moments.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Capri, Italy. Image credit:

Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra in Tuscany, Italy. Image credit:

Next, get yourself an equally-attractive partner. Pose together for MANY photos, preferably in front of photogenic street signs a lá Nick and Priyanka Jonas.

Miley Cyrus in Italy. Image credit:

Match your clothing to your boat. Whether it’s Versace, Gucci or Chanel, the more matching accessories you can muster up, the better.

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend in Positano, Italy. Image credit:

Prepare to invest in a whole new holiday wardrobe. Kaftans, beach wraps, dresses with lemon prints… only wear outfits that are on theme. And absolutely NO black.

Gwyneth Paltrow in Italy. Image credit:

Remember to prove to everyone you’re in Europe by posting lots of photos of gelato.

Emily Ratajkowski in Mallorca, Spain. Image credit:

Still confused? See below for more inspiration to inspire your next holiday — because, as all good influencers know, it’s not really a holiday until it’s on Instagram.

Gemma Ward in Positano, Italy. Image credit:

Gigi Hadid in the Greek Islands. Image credit:

Jess Hart in Cannes, France. Image credit:

Kourtney Kardashian in Sardinia, Italy. Image credit:

Jennifer Lopez in Malaga, Spain. Image credit:

Laura Dundovic in Otok Školjić, Croatia. Image credit:

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